Woman Makes Up Different Stories Every Time Someone Asks How She Lost Her Fingers

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LiterallyLily17
Feb 15, 2022 5:00 PM EST

The OP in this story loves to tell stories of her own. She has three fingers missing on her dominant hand. She is used to this and is totally fine living a life with missing fingers. She describes her situation as odd and knows it's hard for people to grasp (pun intended). She gets why people have the morbid curiosity to ask but it still doesn't make it right for them to ask. She claims she has fourth and fifth fingers so her hand 'looks a bit like a child's drawing of a rabbit, and not a good one.' At least she has a really good sense of humor about it. Maybe too good of a sense of humor. OP likes to make up crazy stories regarding the loss of her fingers. She changes it up every time. She told one person that she cut her own fingers off of her hand with a plastic knife as a child. She told another person that she chewed them off as a baby. We personally can't wait to hear the other stories. Keep reading to find out for yourself. 

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  • 01
    Font - Aita for giving all of my coworkers a different reason for why I have missing fingers?
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    Now this is a headline. It may be morbid, but it is funny. OP has a point for being offended every time someone asks her how she lost her fingers. It is nobody's damn business. She has every right to respond how she wants. But does she take it too far?

  • 02
    Font - I have three fingers missing on my dominant hand. It's fine. I can type and everything and even manage to tie my shoelaces most days (and on the days I can't, that's the dyspraxia). However, I won't deny that it looks a bit odd to most
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  • 03
    Font - people. I only have my fourth and fifth fingers so my hand looks a bit like a child's drawing of a rabbit, and not a good one. I'm used to people asking about it, usually after staring for a good minute or two, but I still find it
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  • 04
    Font - annoying. I really don't get why you'd think it would be an OK thing to ask someone about, but hey. I wasn't raised in a barn. Usually I nip the questioning in the bud by just explaining the truth from the
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  • 05
    Font - get go and assuming that enough people will gossip about it that the message will spread by the end of the day (it always, always does). Anyway, I started a new job about a month ago, and I honestly could
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  • 06
    Font - not face going through that same cycle again. I felt like the time had come to not play into it any more and to make something out of it - and I decided to make myself laugh. When the first new coworker asked about it, I completely lied and told her that I chewed them off as a baby. I then
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  • 07
    Font - decided to tell the next person who asked that I cut them off with a plastic knife at a picnic, and the next person that I was born with six fingers and they removed too many, and so on. All genuinely ridiculous reasons but I'm a good actor and they actually believed my stupid lies. I didn't expect them to (a plastic knife... through bone?!)
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  • 08
    Font - but there you go. Maybe they just thought there's no way I'd lie about how I lost my fingers. Within about 3 days, I learned that my coworkers had been arguing about the actual reason and it seems like a lot of them now actively dislike me for lying to them. I'm probably going to have to make some cupcakes over the
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  • 09
    Font - weekend with my super cool 3D printed adaptive whisk to get back into their good books. Anyway, I told this story to my brother today and he told me that I was an asshole because I caused tension within the office on my first day and made people feel stupid for being gullible and believing my lies. My argument is
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  • 10
    Font - that I'm not the asshole because they were asking a rude, albeit common, question and because I didn't do it with the intention of deceiving them, I was just honestly fed up of the question and didn't think they'd think I actually severed three fingers with dental floss when I was 3. I'll accept my judgement, though.
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    Font - iLuvTopanga17 · 2 yr. ago Asshole Aficionado [18] NAH. This is funny and anyone offended is being way too uptight. 21.4k Share
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